Poll: Which celebrity should replace Sepp Blatter as FIFA president?

FIFA President Sepp Blatter pauses during a press conference following a meeting of the Executive Committee in Zurich, Switzerland. FIFA President Sepp Blatter will resign from soccer’s governing body amid a widening corruption scandal and promised Tuesday to call for fresh elections to choose a successor. (Photo/Steffen Schmidt, Keystone via AP, File)

We are prepared to offer some logical replacements for this Sepp Blatter character, the outgoing FIFA president, who in 79 years on Earth has managed to sicken every nation but Qatar, site of the 2022 World Cup.